Monday, April 24, 2023

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Scream if you're a fan of Jeonghan's long hair

theqoo

 -He looks so f*cking prettyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-He suits long hair really wellㅠㅠㅠ He looks so handsomeㅠㅠㅠ

-That's crazy... Is it even possible for Jeonghan to look this beautiful????

-You all can leave so that I'm the only one who gets to see this...🤦‍♀️

-As someone who became a fan because of his long hair, I'm really happy... Amen...

-We should build a country for him...

-He looks f*cking gorgeous... I've always thought I hated his long hair. I was wrong.

-That's my baby... My Jeonghan-ie...🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

-It looks like he came straight out of a Manhwa...

-Long-haired Jeonghan is still aliveㅠㅠㅠ

-I'm... f*cking speechless... Oh Gosh...

Jeonghan has his hair tied with a hairpin in 'Super' M/V teaser

Sunday, April 23, 2023

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 https://v.daum.net/v/20230423141249307

'FML' sets a new record by surpassing 4.64 million pre-order sales both domestically and internationally. This figure not only exceeds the first-week sales of their 4th full-album 'Face The Sun' at 2,067,769 copies but also sets a new record for the highest pre-order sales for K-pop albums of all time. With such remarkable achievement, Seventeen is already hinting at a 'career high' and fans are eagerly anticipating what milestone the group will achieve with their 10th mini album.

theqoo

-Is it possible to ship them all out in just a week?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Good luck...

-Whoa... They might even reach 5M pre-order sales at this point...

-This will be counted as their first-week sales too, right?

-What... I'm still planning to buy more, though...ㅠㅠㅠ

-I just started becoming a fan this year... I still haven't ordered my album yetㅎ;

-That's crazy... I haven't even ordered mine yetㅠㅠ

-I'm a fan of Seventeen, but this sounds very surreal to meㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-At this point, HYBE should build their own album factoryㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Wow... Is that even possible?

-I'm about to turn 40 years old and I just joined the fandom!! This Auntie will support you with her money!!

-That's a scary number...ㅋㅋㅋ I mean... 4.64 million copies??

-I wonder how much will they earn from this promotion... I'm really jealous...

-Will there even be a seat for me at their concert...

-I think they should hold their concert for 2 weeks at Gocheok Dome...

Seventeen surpasess 4.64 Million pre-order sales

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#1 - Seventeen with 4,640,000 copies (2023) - NEW
#2 - BTS with 4,020,000 copies (2020)
#3 - BTS with 3,021,822 copies (2019)
#4 - Stray Kids with 2,370,000 copies (2022)
#5 - TXT with 2,340,000 copies (2023)

theqoo

-It surprises me that Seventeen has gotten this big...

-Aren't there a lot of groups that don't reveal their sales? BTS used to, but they don't reveal it anymore now...

-Whoa... god's album from 2001...

-The whole world is trying to reduce plastic use... What does selling a million albums a day even mean anyway?

-How many photo cards are they releasing this time?

-I'm an idol fan myself, but I personally think these numbers would be more meaningful if they limit one purchase per person...

-I agree that making rankings out of pre-order sales is weird as hell, but I can see now that Seventeen's popularity seems to be causing a lot of envy among some people...

-It's amazing how god is ranked here... That album was released in 2001...

-Good luck to Seventeen. How many versions are they releasing this time?

-I'm a fan of Seventeen but I think we need to be more cautious about things like this. Can't we just rank them based on their first-day sales?

-Seventeen is really amazingㄷㄷㄷ

-It seems like a lot of people are jealous now that Seventeen is doing really well. We don't even know who came up with these rankings, but why are people hating on Seventeen for it?

-It has been 2 years since BTS stopped announcing their pre-order sales...

K-pop Albums with the highest pre-orders update

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(NB: I'm not translating the post, not even the full title)

pann

1. [+175][-23] Zhang Hao is so f*cking popular, there isn't a single person who never took pictures with him. That person is making all kinds of rumors with just one selfie. Does he have any other evidence besides that selfie? That's the only thing he hasㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

2. [+142][-19] That person is spreading fake news that was already explained a long time ago, it's really obvious. Not to mention the comments flood in just 10 seconds after the post was uploaded and all the comments have the same number of upvotes. Why are you doing this? Your life might already be ruined, but you're going to get sued and make it even worse. Goodbye^^

3. [+131][-16] The original post got deleted and the poster disappeared. If you post it here, you'll get sued immediately. It's best to be prepared for that.

4. [+120][-15] It's f*cking hilarious how people bring this back again. Do you guys not know that Yuehwa Ent. is really good at suing people? Not to mention that it's really easy to sue Pann users. Goodbye~

5. [+116][-14] Since Nate Pann requires real-name authentication, it's really easy to collect personal information. Even if you delete the post, the information remains and you can still get sued. Zhang Hao won first place in a survival show, I'm sure his company is protecting him at all costs. The rumor should've stayed in that other online community, why are you bringing it to Pann? Congratulations, you just ruined your own lifeㅋㅋ

ZB1 Zhang Hao's rumor

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 I think they will never get swept up in school bully scandals...

pann
[+111][-22]

1. [+26][-1] There are a lot of pictures where Kim Taerae looks more like a loser, though...

2. [+25][-2] This picture of Sung Hanbin is the one...

3. [+22][-1] Replace that picture of Taerae with this one...

4. [+16][-0] The real nerd and a fake nerd...

5. [+14][-0] Why Taerae? He doesn't look nerdy in that picture at all...? He looks like someone who would at least have female friends...

6. [+11][-1] This reminds me of that one time EXO's Chen was rumored to be an Iljin, but the allegations disappeared right away when a pre-debut picture of him surfaced online...

7. [+8][-0] I know right... I started to like Sung Hanbin after seeing that pre-debut picture of him...

Honestly, I really like idols whose pre-debut pictures look like this

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 I'm having a f*cking hard time now, for real

'Chocolate Hardtack'
(NB: 건빵/Geonppang is hardtack)

pann
[+143][-7]

1. [+60][-0] Is it because his fandom's name is Geonppangdan? That's so cute... Crazy...

2. [+55][-0] The more I look at him, the cuter he gets... He's just a minor... The definition of a baby...

3. [+46][-0] At some point, Park Gunwook suddenly started doing cute things that don't suit his figure... It made me like him.

4. [+39][-0] Now I understand why people made him their picks...

5. [+27][-0] At first, I didn't really care much about him, but I'm starting to be into him now... Kim Gyuvin's fan called out Gyuvin and Gunwook heard it and helped him to locate that fan... So crazy...

Park Gunwook's Kakao Talk profile picture now

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I can't believe that the four of them are in the same group.
I don't think they would've been close friends if they were classmates.

This is not a hate post

pann
[+110][-8]

1. [+33][-1] Baby Ricky

2. [+24][-0] I want to freaking clean Han Yujin's glassesㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

3. [+23][-0] This is so f*cking hilarious... You're right. They wouldn't have been friends if they were classmates.

4. [+16][-1] Out of all of their pre-debut pictures, you posted the ones they got so much hate for and proceed to tell us that this is not a hate post?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ZB1's members look like polar opposites in their pre-debut pictures

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theqoo 

-What the heck...?

-If I were their followers, I think I'd lost faith right awayㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I'm completely speechless...

-Does she think she's performing at MCountdown or whatㅋㅋㅋ Was her dream to become an idol?ㅋㅋㅋ

-This is f*cking hilariousㅋㅋㅋ At this point, I wonder if there are people who join this cult just for laugh?ㅋㅋㅋ

-Is she not f*cking embarrassed?ㅋㅋㅋ

-She would be getting the 'F' rank if she performed this in Produce 101 individual evaluation stage

-This is beyond my expectationㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-She really looks like Jung Myeongseok...

-Why does it give off North Korean vibes...?

-I think she has the talent and skills, though... It's just that she's in the wrong path;;

Dance video of JMS' successor, Jung Jo Eun

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theqoo

-Hyuna has her own vibes... Her hairstyle looks so cuteㅜㅜ

-That shirt looks so uncomfortable to wear...

-Is that Betty Boop's hair...?

-She looks so pretty... But I wonder if she doesn't feel uncomfortable...

-No matter how I look at it, it looks like balls popping out...

-I just want everyone to live comfortably while doing whatever they want as long as they don't harm others...

-I'm so jealous of her bodyㅠㅠ

-She's one of the celebrities who look prettier with no makeup on...

-How does she get her boobs fixated like that...? It's fascinating...

-That's absolutely the fashion trend I will never try, but Hyuna looks insanely good with it... I don't really like that style, but I like looking at her with it because it suits herㅋㅋㅋㅋ Her hair is so cute...

-What happens if she raises her hands...? The girls won't just pop out, right...? 

-Her ribs are so pretty... I have never looked at someone's ribs and thought they looked pretty before...

-I hate this style so much to the point I think it's better for people to just run around naked than wearing this...

Hyuna's underboob fashion